baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the
delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are
you my doctor?", he asked.
baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
I am," she said.
you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
I am," his father answered.
baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index
finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that that hurts!"