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A
baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the
delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are
you my doctor?", he asked.
"Yes,
I am."
The
baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He
looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes,
I am," she said.
"Thank
you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He
then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes,
I am," his father answered.
The
baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index
finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that that hurts!"
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