Marriage
advice answered by elementary school students...
How
do you decide who to marry?
You
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she
should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No
person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides
it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10
What
is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three
is the best age because you know the person forever by then.
- Camille, age 10
No
age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6
How
can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You
might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
What
do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both
don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
What
do most people do on a date?
Dates
are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even
boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On
the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
What
would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I'd
run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make
sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
When
is it okay to kiss someone?
When
they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The
law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The
rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have
kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
Is
it better to be single or married?
It's
better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up
after them.
- Anita, age 9
How
would the world be different if people didn't get married?
There
sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
How
would you make a marriage work?
Tell
your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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