large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She
raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the
people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the
bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give
the ballerina a drink!"
bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the
patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit,
and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give
the ballerina another drink!"
bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's
your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
her the ballerina?'"
far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift
her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"