You
know its going to be a bad day ahead when...
You
put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
You
call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
Your
birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You
want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You
turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.
Your
horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's
Angels on the freeway.
You
walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You
call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
Your
blind date turns out to be your ex.
Your
income tax check bounces.
