guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat
down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men
sitting at a corner table.
got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face
and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway,
buck naked. Man, she is fine!"
biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because
he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.
drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma
and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His
buddies were starting to get mad.
drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else
boy, your grandma liked it!"
biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, grandpa,
you're drunk. Go home!"