winter Bill Clinton was going for his jog when he noticed "Die Bill Clinton,
Die" written in urine in the snow.
asked the Secret Service to analyze it.
Secret Service said that they had good news and they had bad news.
said, "Give me the good news first."
good news is that it was Al Gores urine."
he exclaimed, "If that is the Good news, then what could be the bad?"
replied "It was Hillary's hand writing."