old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot
pink panties before I gets on that plane."
you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up
in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties."
you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
second lady answered: "Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating
butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties..."
No panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady said,
"cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first."