A
blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co-workers saw
him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church.
They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened. So he told
them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood
up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever
seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I
reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me."
The
guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day. The next week he showed up to
work and his face was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had happened and
he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so
he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When
I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with
her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."
At
this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't
pull her dress out of her crack again?"
"No,
the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved
it back in."
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