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The
boss calls four of his employees into the office and says, "I'm really
sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black
Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female
Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest
Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination
suit so fast it'll make your head spin."
To
which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who
thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."
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