little boys were out playing but the other kids wouldn't play with them because
they weren't baptized. So the boys went into a church but all they could find
is a janitor. The janitor agrees to baptize them, so he dunks each one into
a toilet. As the boys were leaving the church, one asks the rest what religion
they have been converted to.
boy: "I know we isn't Catlick because they sprinkle water over you."
boy: "We isn't Baptist because they dunk you in the river."
boy: "I know what we is...I smelled that water and we's Piss-capalian!"