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Three
little boys were out playing but the other kids wouldn't play with them because
they weren't baptized. So the boys went into a church but all they could find
is a janitor. The janitor agrees to baptize them, so he dunks each one into
a toilet. As the boys were leaving the church, one asks the rest what religion
they have been converted to.
First
boy: "I know we isn't Catlick because they sprinkle water over you."
Second
boy: "We isn't Baptist because they dunk you in the river."
Third
boy: "I know what we is...I smelled that water and we's Piss-capalian!"
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