careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially
couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in
the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while
he fixed the car.
wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones.
to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything
back into place.
regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.