Bum
A bum approaches a man passing by for money. Man: "Are you going to use it to buy booze?" Bum: "No." Man: "Will you use it to buy cigarettes?" Bum: "No, sir." Man: "Are you going to gamble it away?" Bum: "Why, no!" Man: "Then will you come home with me and show my wife what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, smoke, or gamble?" |
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