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A
bum approaches a man passing by for money.
Man:
"Are you going to use it to buy booze?"
Bum:
"No."
Man:
"Will you use it to buy cigarettes?"
Bum:
"No, sir."
Man:
"Are you going to gamble it away?"
Bum:
"Why, no!"
Man:
"Then will you come home with me and show my wife what happens to a man
who doesn’t drink, smoke, or gamble?"
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