man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in
and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in the sand.
rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "You may have 3 wishes
but whatever you wish for all the lawyers in the world will get double."
man agreed and said, "I want a million dollars."
got that and the lawyers got 2 million.
he said, "I want a Ferrari."
he got one and all the lawyers got 2.
being his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it carefully.
he said, "Well I've always wanted to give a kidney."