dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector
is sent and is taken to the first body.
60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous
smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
DI is taken to the second dead man. "Suharto, 70, made a pile from government
funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
unusual here", thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.
says the coroner. "This is the most unusual one. Dr. Mahathir, 75, struck
is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
which the coroner replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."