I Want A Divorce
| A husband is driving her wife to the store, they are married with 3 kids and a big nice house. He is on the freeway going about 50 miles per hour and there is only 1 exit off the freeway and thats to the store, after that theres a solid brick wall because the freeway is not finished yet. Out of the blue she tells him she wants a divorce. He speeds up to 60mph. She says she wants custody of the kids (goes up to 70mph) and the house(75mph) and the car (80mph) and I want child support (90mph) and all of our assets. And as he nears 120mph she asks "Honey, what do you want?" "Honey, we pasted the exit." And the husband replies: "Oh, I have everything I need, I have the airbag!" BOOM |
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