3 rednecks are out hunting for the first day, one of them comes back with
a state record Deer, the others ask how he did it and he said
"Well, I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and they led me to this deer."
the next day the second redneck comes back with a State Record Hog in the back of his truck, the others asked how he did it and he said.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and they led me to this hog"
on the third day the last redneck comes back to the cabing all beat up and
bruised, the others ask him what happened and he said.
"I did just what you said, I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and I got
hit by a damn train!" |
