there was these 3 men in the army, patroling in Iraqi territory. They found
this beat up mangled Iraqi laying dead in the ditch on the side of a road.
Then a minute later they found a half dead American on the side of the road
with blood and guts all over him.
was his story "Well I seen this Iraqi dude and told him that Saddam
was a stupid jerk. He then said Clinton was a stupid jerk too. When we both
agreed and were shaking each other's hands we got ran over by a truck."