young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded
for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily
scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking
it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over
the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate
down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.
she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling
nearly 1077845259 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward
the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly million
dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She
told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex , and
this was the result of her investments.
now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She
asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If
I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"