Jack
had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without
catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered
four catfish.
He
told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me,
will you?"
"Why
do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because
I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay,
but I suggest that you take the catfish."
"But
why?"
"Because
your wife came in earlier today and said that when you came by, I should tell
you to take catfish. She prefers that for supper tonight."
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