the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted
it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?"
she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked,
said the little boy... "I give up," she said. "What is it?"
boy replied, "It's a puppy!"