guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking
it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs
the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
What did that stupid monkey do this time?" says the patron.
he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.
well I hope it kills him because he's been driving me nuts" says the patron.
guy finishes his drink and leaves.
weeks later he comes back with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey
starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink,
the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his butt,
then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
now?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, then
pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender.
what do you expect?" replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that darn
cue ball he measures everything first!"