Two
guys went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up
with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume
and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the
costume, lure in the bull, then comeout of the costume and shoot the bull.
So,
they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume,and began
to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by
bull in the forest. They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest
and into the clearing. As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the
guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him".
After
a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts "THE
ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?".
The
guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but
you better start to "brace" yourself!"