An
old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A
young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair that was
all different colors -- green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The
old man just stared.
The
young man said. "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything
wild in your life?"
The
old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you were my son."
