A priest and a nun are returning from a conference when their van breaks down. They can't get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: "Sister, I don't think God would have a problem, under these circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and you have the bed."

Nun: "I think that would be fine."

They get ready for bed. The priest goes to the couch and the nun goes to the bed. Five minutes later...

Nun: "Father, I'm a little cold."

Priest: "OK, I'll get you a blanket." (He does)

Five minutes later...

Nun: "Father, I'm still a bit cold."

Priest: "OK Sister, I'll get you another blanket." (He does)

Five minutes later...

Nun: "Father, I'm terribly cold. I don't think God would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night."

Priest: "You're probably right...get up and get your own darn blanket."