priest and a nun are returning from a conference when their van breaks down.
They can't get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only
hotel in the town has only one room available.
"Sister, I don't think God would have a problem, under these circumstances,
if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and
you have the bed."
"I think that would be fine."
get ready for bed. The priest goes to the couch and the nun goes to the bed.
Five minutes later...
"Father, I'm a little cold."
"OK, I'll get you a blanket." (He does)
"Father, I'm still a bit cold."
"OK Sister, I'll get you another blanket." (He does)
"Father, I'm terribly cold. I don't think God would mind if we acted as
man and wife just for this one night."
"You're probably right...get up and get your own darn blanket."