A
priest and a nun are returning from a conference when their van breaks down.
They can't get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only
hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest:
"Sister, I don't think God would have a problem, under these circumstances,
if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the couch and
you have the bed."
Nun:
"I think that would be fine."
They
get ready for bed. The priest goes to the couch and the nun goes to the bed.
Five minutes later...
Nun:
"Father, I'm a little cold."
Priest:
"OK, I'll get you a blanket." (He does)
Five
minutes later...
Nun:
"Father, I'm still a bit cold."
Priest:
"OK Sister, I'll get you another blanket." (He does)
Five
minutes later...
Nun:
"Father, I'm terribly cold. I don't think God would mind if we acted as
man and wife just for this one night."
Priest:
"You're probably right...get up and get your own darn blanket."
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