lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."
do they say?" the priest inquired.
say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman
obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this
problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with
Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm
sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."
you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution."
next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered
her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary
beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with
just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi,
we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"