couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache
and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go
to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and,
as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband
did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance
floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
stuff that had just arrived.
let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally
he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went
to one of the cars and had a good time. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy
I loaned my costume to!"