wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big
biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed,
"Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?"
"Nothing," sighed the little guy despondently. "You see, today
has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for
an important meeting. My boss was furious and so he sacked me. I cleared my
desk, went to my car, only to discover that it wasn't there - somebody had stolen
it. So I got a taxi home, but when it came to paying the driver I realised I'd
forgotten my wallet. I then had to go into my house but I found my wife in bed
with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was
thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison..."