driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it four times for drink driving.
Officer: I see, can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the boot if you want to see.
Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back
up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
#2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his
Man: Is there
a problem sir?
Officer #2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer #2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please.
man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
#2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
officer is quite stunned.
#2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.
man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer
opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
#2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole
this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.