A
good pun is its own reword.
Energizer
Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A
man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Is
a pessimist's blood type always b-negative?
My
friend really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon
vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice
safe eating - always use condiments.
I
fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A
Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun
wedding: A case of wife or death.
I
used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I
used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
If
electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from
morons?
Marriage
is the mourning after the knot before.
A
hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy
pillows are making headlines.
Is
a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing
cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning
the bra was a big flop.
Sea
captains don't like crew cuts.
Does
the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A
successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A
gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without
geometry, life is pointless.
When
you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading
whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When
two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
There
is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you.
You
seek problems because you need their gifts.
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