Virginity
like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man
who run in front of car get tired.
Man
who run behind car get exhausted.
Man
with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish
man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man
who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man
with one chopstick go hungry.
Man
who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man
who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball
is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties
not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War
does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife
who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man
who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It
take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man
who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man
who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man
who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man
who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man
who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded
elevator smell different to midget.
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