"Man
who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Passionate
kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity
like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish
man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man
who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."
"Man
who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."
"Baseball
wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"
"Panties
not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"War
not determine who right. War determine who left."
"Wife
who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man
who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"It
take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man
who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man
who live in glass house should change in basement."
"Boy
who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"
"Man
who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."
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