who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."
kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."
who do business in whorehouse get jerked around."
wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"
not best thing on earth, but next to it."
not determine who right. War determine who left."
who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
who live in glass house should change in basement."
who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand"
who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."