It's
the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy
with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers
and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?"
Carrie's
father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they
will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why
don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally,
this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to please
repeat himself.
"Yeah,"
says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night
if we let her!"
A
few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces
that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his
date out of the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into
the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad,
it's called the twist!"
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