fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening
drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly
saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself
and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with
the light still behind him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought
and pulled over.
cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the
car. ''I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like
more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't
heard before you can go!"
week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid
you were trying to give her back!"
you go," said the officer.