little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
"That's a daddy longlegs."
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"
"No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."
little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.
we're not having that stuff happening in our garden."