A
little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
Girl:
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
Daddy:
"They're mating."
Girl:
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
Daddy:
"That's a daddy longlegs."
Girl:
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"
Daddy:
"No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The
little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.
"Well,
we're not having that stuff happening in our garden."
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