guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and
asks if everything is okay. The man replies "Yes," but during the
conversation drops his spoon on the floor. The waiter immediately pulls a spoon
out of his shirt pocket. The man asks, "Why do you carry a spoon in your
The waiter states that the place is so busy all the time that the employees
need to save time any way they can so they did a survey and the most dropped
eating utensil was the spoon, so now all the waiters carry spoons so they don't
have to go to the kitchen and get one. The man thinks that is great.
on the waiter again stops by to see if everything was OK. This time the man
notices a string sticking out of the waiters zipper. He asks what that was for,
and the waiter says, "When we go to the bathroom, we just grab the string
and pull "it" out. That way we don't have to wash our hands, thus
saving us time.
says the man, "but how do you put 'it' back in your pants when you're done?"
waiter says, "I don't know about the other waiters, but I use the spoon."