old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into
each other later the first old lady said to the second, "Oh my! Did you
see that statue of the naked man back there?"
second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display
such a thing! My gosh the penis on it was so large!"
upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out, "...Yeah, and cold, too!"