attractive young woman out grocery shopping wheels her cart up to the checkout
line, only to realize that she's forgotten one item tampons. An attentive bagboy
notices the woman's bemused expression and asks if there's a problem. "Oh,
I just forgot to get something important," the woman replies.
bagboy, eager to assist a pretty customer, politely offers to go and get for
her whatever item she's forgotten. Quite embarrassed but in a hurry to leave,
the young woman whispers to the bagboy that she needs a box of Tampax . "No
problem," he says, "Ill be right back!"
young woman is relieved and appreciates the help, as she waits at the register
with a line forming behind her. Meanwhile, the bagboy has misunderstood the
woman's shyly whispered request, and is now searching for a box of thumbtacks.
Eventually he finds the thumbtacks, but is confused by the different choices
available. Imagine the young woman's reaction when the bagboy comes trotting
back up to the register calling to her "Miss, do you want the kind that
you push in, or the kind that you hammer in?"