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A
high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A
smart ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would
you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The
entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence
is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head,
and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
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