Here
are the top five cartoon characters most likely to use drugs:
5.
Olive Oyl - Probably Dexatrim abuse; maybe some amphetamines.
4.
He-Man - This is an easy one. Roid monkey number one. "By the power of
anabol!" Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that,
he even injects the stuff in his pet tiger - animal abuse.
3.
Yogi and Boo - We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back
to their cave and trip.
2.
Daffy Duck - Definitly using crack. He is so wired, he bounces around on his
head without pain and blows his beak off all the time.
1.
Shaggy - By far the number one suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee
and the boy converses with dogs. All of this is nothing until you consider the
munchie factor. Anybody who consumes 9.3 dog treats per episode must smoke weed.
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