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Two
bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes
in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She
says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm topless."
With
that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma
needs a new blouse!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each
of the dealers.
"Yes!
I win! I win!"
With
that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The
dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What
did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought you were watching!"
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