enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new
territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door.
she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over
says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up,
I'll eat every chunk of it."
turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."