English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a
grizzled local guide, they ascended one of the less frequently climbed peaks.
Roughly half way up the side of the mountain, one of the expedition came across
a set of large manlike tracks in the snow.
tracks," the guide said with a gruff voice as he passed them. "One
thing you must know before we proceed; do not, under any circumstances, touch
expedition heeded his warning and continued to climb the slope, night fell and
the explorers set up their tents. In the dead of night the Englishman awoke
to the sound of his tent entrance unzipping. Half asleep he looked up to see
an enormous eight foot yeti standing above him. In fear for his life the explorer
jumped up and ran out of the tent, banging into the yeti in the process. The
yeti, after being touched by the explorer let out a deafening howl and began
to chase the explorer down the slope.
explorer ran away from the camp as quickly as his legs could take him, after
he rounded a corner he looked behind him to see the bounding form of the yeti
still chasing him.
the explorer continued to run, reaching the bottom of the mountain in just two
days, exhausted he paused to rest awhile. After just a few moments, the explorer
began to hear the soft 'thud thud thud' of yeti feet on snow, he looked up the
slope to see the yeti still chasing him and only moments away.
explorer took off again, reaching a supply shack a couple of miles away, once
there quickly buying a mountain bike and pedaling his way to the nearest town,
some fifty miles away. The journey took him several days over the rough terrain
and after his arrival he booked into a hotel to recuperate.
days later the man left his hotel to see about booking transport back to England.
As soon as he turned around though he saw the form of the yeti on the horizon,
bounding towards him at great speed. Mortified by this sight, the explorer hurriedly
bought a car and drove it away from the village all the way to Delhi. Once he
arrived, the man wasted no time in getting on the next plane to London.
his arrival back in London, the man went back to his London home for a while
to recover and to plan his next expedition. He had been there less than two
weeks and was gazing out of a window when he saw a familiar large bounding,
manlike creature running down his street; the man couldn't believe it, somehow
the yeti had followed him to England!
man had little choice but to run away again, he used any means he could, bike,
car, or on foot to try to escape the yeti, but each time he looked behind him,
it was just moments before the yeti came into view.
the man made it all the way to Edinburgh and from there ran into the open Scottish
countryside. He continued to run but the yeti just kept getting closer and closer,
and in the end the man could run no more.
the yeti less than a minute away from him, the man finally stopped and turned
around to face the oncoming creature. With the last of his strength he stood
up straight as the yeti caught up with him. The eight foot tall yeti towered
above the man who could only stare in terror. The yeti extended his hand and
poked the Englishman squarely in the chest with one long finger and with a low
rumbling voice the yeti began to speak: