Yankee couple was driving their RV across Florida and were nearing a town spelled
Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce
it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME.
grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they
pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to
wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place.
Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
waitress looked at him and said: