Let's
see if I understand how the world works lately...
If
a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If
you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family
blames the tobacco company.
If
your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If
your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If
your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And
if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000
feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the decease blames
the airline.
I
must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I
die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want
you to blame Bill Gates...okay?
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