is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about
but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This
will cause you to have one of those arguments.
is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game
is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even
means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument
that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
Go ahead (with raised eyebrows)
is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine".
Go ahead (normal eyebrows)
means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".
You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed
by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.
is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood
by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to
not move or breathe and she will stay content.
is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's
Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions
for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used
with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow
"Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted
and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come
up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you
have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't
get a "That's Okay".
woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
Thanks a lot
is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A
Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt
her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh".
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she
will only tell you "Nothing".